EAT!
STARTERS
Charcuterie $23
Assorted meats, cheeses, fruits and other surprises.
Toasted Garlic Cheese Bread $10
Served hot with melted mozzarella
and red sauce.
Flat Bread $13
Gorgonzola, Sea Salt, Italian Seasoning.
Super Deluxe Flat Bread $18
Kalamata olives, brie, prosciutto, Italian seasoning, sautéed mushrooms and onions, olive oil, sea salt.
Stuffed Portobello Mushroom $9
Mozzarella, sea salt, olive oil, choice of 2 additional ingredients.
Seared and spiced Broccoli $17
Garlic, lemon, red pepper.
Bacon Wrapped Smokies $14
Smoked sausage, bacon, brown sugar, toothpick.
Spicy Meatballs $18
Ground beef, spicy sausage, classified ingredients.
SALADS
Starter $7.5
Hearts of romaine, tomatoes, bacon, balsamic glaze.
Applewood $18
Hearts of romaine, Apples, Bacon, Goat Cheese, Balsamic Reduction.
Tessio Chop Chop $19
Ribbon cut butter lettuce, cherry tomatoes, Black Forest ham, turkey breast, pepperoni, cubed mozzarella, diced red onion, super secret dressing.
Greek Chicken $19
Hearts of romaine, arugula, red onion, feta,
olives, Chicken Breast, Greek vinaigrette.
Tessio Wedge $19
Iceberg, bacon, gorgonzola, candied walnuts, tomatoes.
Classic Caesar $18
Hearts of romaine, croutons, parmesan
Add chicken $5.
12" PIZZAS!
All Pizzas are $22.50
note: our pizza sauce contains cheese
* RED SAUCE *
American Standard
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms.
RAZORBACK
Red sauce, mozzarella, sliced ham, prosciutto, chopped bacon, honey drizzle.
Tazzmaniac
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon,
olives, pepperoncini, mushrooms, goat cheese, Parmesan.
Honolulu
Red sauce, mozzarella, spam, pineapple,
coconut dust.
Marco Antonio
Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, pineapple, bacon, prosciutto, green onion, jalapeno, roasted red pepper, crushed red pepper.
Elitist
Red sauce, mozzarella, prosciutto,
roasted tomatoes, arugula, parmesan.
Mikey Likes It
Red sauce, mozzarella, sausage, mushrooms, peperoncini.
GIRAFFE
Red sauce, mozzarella, sweet corn, green onions.
Just Brandy
Red sauce, mozzarella, peppadew peppers, sausage, sautéed onions, goat cheese, arugula.
Brewer’s Special
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, prosciutto, peperoncini, cashews, basil, balsamic reduction.
Red, White and Green
Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil.
* WHITE SAUCE *
White Chick
White sauce, Mozzarella, Chicken, Bacon,
Red Onion, Green Onion, Olives.
* PESTO *
What About Bob?
Pesto, mozzarella, gorgonzola, shredded chicken, sausage, fresh basil.
Apollo
Creamy pesto, chicken, sun-dried tomato, artichoke, kalamata olives, mozzarella, feta, parmesan.
* BBQ SAUCE *
Drewski
BBQ sauce, sausage, Pepperoni, Mama Lil's peppers, caramelized onion, mozzarella.
Austin, TX
BBQ sauce, chicken, cilantro, red onion, mozzarella.
* OTHER *
Santa Fe
Chipotle sauce, ground beef, red onion, green onions, roasted red peppers, mozzarella,
sweet corn, cilantro.
Belly Warmer
Bleu Cheese Sauce, Sausage, Carmalized Onion, Spinach, Mushrooms, Bacon, Gorganzola.
Hellfire
Chipotle, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, jalapeno, bacon, crushed red pepper.
Holy Hellfire
Habanero sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, habanero, bacon, crushed red pepper.
WARNING: this pizza is no joke. It is HOT.
You’re In Charge
Choose your sauce: red, garlic, pesto, chipotle,
or barbecue. Choose any three toppings.
Additional toppings are $1.00 each.
Gluten Free Pizza +$3
Substitute gluten free crust. Ten inch only.
SANDWICHES AND GRILLED PANINIS
includes our really good Tessio coleslaw!
Who Dat Muffuletta $17.5
Mortadella, salami, capicola, ham, Swiss cheese, provolone, topenade, olives, pickles.
BBLT $17.5
Bacon strips, bacon bits, tomato, lettuce, mayo.
Baller Sub $17.5
Spicy meatballs, mushrooms, Pepperoncini,
red sauce, mozzarella.
Grilled Havana $16.5
Roasted turkey, glazed ham, swiss cheese, dill pickle, mustard.
Spicy Pesto Chicken Panini $16.5
Chicken, bacon, pesto, mayo, mozzarella, spinach.
Paesano Panini $16.5
Prosciutto, Pepperoni, Bacon, Parmesan,
Pickles, Pepperoncini, jalapeños, Red Onion, Mustard, Honey.
Split Plate Charge
Entree Salads $3
Sandwiches and Paninis $5
Cash, Visa, MasterCard. Sorry, no personal checks.
3.5% processing fee on all credit card transactions.
18% auto-gratuity on parties of 6 or more.