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Charcuterie  $23

Assorted meats, cheeses, fruits and other surprises.

Toasted Garlic Cheese Bread $10

Served hot with melted mozzarella

and red sauce. 

Flat Bread $13

Gorgonzola, Sea Salt, Italian Seasoning.


Super Deluxe Flat Bread $22.5

Kalamata olives, brie, prosciutto, Italian seasoning, sautéed mushrooms and onions, olive oil, sea salt.

Stuffed Portobello Mushroom $9

Mozzarella, sea salt, olive oil, choice of 2 additional ingredients. 

Seared and spiced Broccoli  $17

Garlic, lemon, red pepper.


Bacon Wrapped Smokies  $14

Smoked sausage, bacon, brown sugar, toothpick.

Spicy Meatballs $18

Ground beef, spicy sausage, classified ingredients.​


Starter  $7.5

Hearts of romaine, tomatoes, bacon, balsamic glaze.


Applewood $18

Hearts of romaine, Apples, Bacon, Goat Cheese, Balsamic Reduction.

Tessio Chop Chop  $19

Ribbon cut butter lettuce, cherry tomatoes, Black Forest ham, turkey breast, pepperoni, cubed mozzarella, diced red onion, super secret dressing.


Greek Chicken  $19

Hearts of romaine, arugula, red onion, feta, 

olives, Chicken Breast, Greek vinaigrette.

Tessio Wedge  $19

Iceberg, bacon, gorgonzola, candied walnuts, tomatoes.


Classic Caesar $18

Hearts of romaine, croutons, parmesan

Add chicken $5.

All Pizzas are $22.50


note: our pizza sauce contains  cheese


American Standard 

Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms.


Red  sauce, mozzarella, sliced ham, prosciutto, chopped bacon,  honey drizzle.


Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon, 

olives, pepperoncini, mushrooms, goat cheese, Parmesan.


Red sauce, mozzarella, spam, pineapple, 

coconut dust.

Marco Antonio  

Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, pineapple, bacon, prosciutto, green onion, jalapeno, roasted red pepper, crushed red pepper. 


Red sauce, mozzarella, prosciutto,

roasted tomatoes, arugula, parmesan.

Mikey Likes It  

Red sauce, mozzarella, sausage, mushrooms, peperoncini.


Red  sauce, mozzarella, sweet corn, green onions.

Just Brandy 

Red sauce, mozzarella, peppadew peppers, sausage, sautéed onions, goat cheese, arugula.

Brewer’s Special

Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, prosciutto, peperoncini, cashews, basil, balsamic reduction.

Red, White and Green  

Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil.


White Chick   

White sauce, Mozzarella, Chicken, Bacon,

Red Onion, Green Onion, Olives.


What About Bob? 

Pesto, mozzarella, gorgonzola, shredded chicken, sausage, fresh basil.


Creamy pesto, chicken, sun-dried tomato, artichoke, kalamata olives, mozzarella, feta, parmesan.



BBQ sauce, sausage, Pepperoni, Mama  Lil's peppers, caramelized onion, mozzarella.

Austin, TX

BBQ sauce, chicken, cilantro, red onion, mozzarella.



Santa Fe  

Chipotle sauce, ground beef, red onion, green onions, roasted red peppers, mozzarella, 

sweet corn, cilantro.

Belly Warmer  

Bleu Cheese Sauce, Sausage, Carmalized Onion, Spinach, Mushrooms, Bacon, Gorganzola.


Chipotle, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, jalapeno, bacon, crushed red pepper.

Holy Hellfire  

Habanero sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, habanero, bacon, crushed red pepper.

WARNING: this pizza is no joke.  It is HOT.


You’re In Charge  

Choose your sauce:  red, garlic, pesto, chipotle, 

or barbecue. Choose any three toppings. 

 Additional toppings are $1.00 each.

Gluten Free Pizza  +$3

Substitute gluten free crust.  Ten inch only.


includes our really good Tessio coleslaw!


Slave to the GRIND $17.5

Salami, capicola, ham, Swiss cheese, shaved parm, peperoncini, red onion, Roma tomatoes.

Perfect Summer Sandwich $16.5

Chicken, cilantro lime sauce, red onion, shredded cheddar and lettuce. Served cold.

Baller Sub $17.5

Spicy meatballs, mushrooms, Pepperoncini,

red sauce, mozzarella.

Grilled Havana  $16.5

Roasted turkey, glazed ham, swiss cheese, dill pickle, mustard.


Spicy Pesto Chicken Panini  $16.5

Chicken, bacon, pesto, mayo, mozzarella, spinach.

Paesano Panini  $16.5

Prosciutto, Pepperoni, Bacon, Parmesan,

Pickles, Pepperoncini, jalapeños, Red Onion, Mustard, Honey.

Split Plate Charge

Entree Salads $3   

Sandwiches and Paninis $5

Cash, Visa, MasterCard.  Sorry, no personal checks.

3.5% processing fee on all credit card transactions.

18% auto-gratuity on parties of 6 or more.

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