STARTERS
CHARCUTERIE $23
Assorted meats, cheeses, fruits and other surprises.
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BURRATA $18
Proscuitto, cherry tomatoes, balsamic reduction, burrata.
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TOASTED GARLIC CHEESE BREAD $10
Served hot with melted mozzarella
and red sauce.
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FLAT BREAD $13
Gorgonzola, sea salt, Italian seasoning.
SUPER DELUXE FLAT BREAD $22.5
Kalamata olives, brie, prosciutto, Italian seasoning, sautéed mushrooms and onions, olive oil, sea salt.
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STUFFED PORTOBELLA MUSHROOM $9
Mozzarella, sea salt, olive oil, choice of 2 additional ingredients.
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SEARED AND SPICED BROCCOLI $17
Garlic, lemon, red pepper.
BACON WRAPED SMOKIES $14
Smoked sausage, bacon, brown sugar, toothpick.
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SPICY MEATBALLS $18
Ground beef, spicy sausage, classified ingredients.​
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SALADS
STARTER $7.5
Hearts of romaine, tomatoes, bacon, balsamic glaze.
APPLEWOOD $18
Hearts of romaine, Apples, Bacon, Goat Cheese, Balsamic Reduction.
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TESSIO CHOP CHOP $19
Ribbon cut butter lettuce, cherry tomatoes, Black Forest ham, turkey breast, pepperoni, cubed mozzarella, diced red onion, super secret dressing.
GREEK CHICKEN $19
Hearts of romaine, arugula, red onion, feta,
olives, Chicken Breast, Greek vinaigrette.
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TESSIO WEDGE $19
Iceberg, bacon, gorgonzola, candied walnuts, tomatoes.
CLASSIC CAESAR $18
Hearts of romaine, croutons, parmesan
Add chicken $5.
ALL PIZZAS ARE 12"
ALL PIZZAS ARE $19.50
note: our pizza sauce contains cheese
RED SAUCE
AMERICAN STANDARD
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, mushroms.
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RAZORBACK
Red sauce, mozzarella, sliced ham, prosciutto, chopped bacon, honey drizzle.
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TAZZMANIAC
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon,
olives, pepperoncini, mushrooms, goat cheese, Parmesan.
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HONOLULU
Red sauce, mozzarella, spam, pineapple,
coconut dust.
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MARCO ANTONIO
Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, pineapple, bacon, prosciutto, green onion, jalapeno, roasted red pepper, crushed red pepper.
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ELITIST
Red sauce, mozzarella, prosciutto,
roasted tomatoes, arugula, parmesan.
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MIKEY LIKES IT
Red sauce, mozzarella, sausage, mushrooms, peperoncini.
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GIRAFFE
Red sauce, mozzarella, sweet corn, green onions.
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JUST BRANDY
Red sauce, mozzarella, peppadew peppers, sausage, sautéed onions, goat cheese, arugula.
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BREWER'S SPECIAL
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, prosciutto, peperoncini, cashews, basil, balsamic reduction.
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RED, WHITE AND GREEN
Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil.
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WHITE SAUCE
WHITE CHICK
White sauce, Mozzarella, Chicken, Bacon,
Red Onion, Green Onion, Olives.
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PESTO
WHAT ABOUT BOB
Pesto, mozzarella, gorgonzola, shredded chicken, sausage, fresh basil.
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APOLLO
Creamy pesto, chicken, sun-dried tomato, artichoke, kalamata olives, mozzarella, feta, parmesan.
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BBQ SAUCE
DREWSKI
BBQ sauce, sausage, pepperoni, Mama Lil's peppers, caramelized onion, mozzarella.
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AUSTIN, TX
BBQ sauce, chicken, cilantro, red onion, mozzarella.
OTHER
SANTA FE
Chipotle sauce, ground beef, red onion, green onions, roasted red peppers, mozzarella,
sweet corn, cilantro.
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BELLY WARMER
Bleu cheese sauce, sausage, caramelized onion, spinach, Mushrooms, Bacon, gorgonzola.
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HELLFIRE
Chipotle, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, jalapeno, bacon, crushed red pepper.
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HOLY HELLFIRE
Habanero sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, habanero, bacon, crushed red pepper.
WARNING: this pizza is no joke. It is HOT.
YOU'RE IN CHARGE
Choose your sauce: red, garlic, pesto, chipotle,
or barbecue. Choose any three toppings.
Additional toppings are $1.00 each.
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GLUTEN FREE PIZZA +$3
Substitute gluten free crust. Ten inch only.
NOTE: our pizza sauce contains cheese.
SANDWICHES AND
GRILLED PANINIS
SUPER DELUXE COLESLAW
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SLAVE TO THE GRIND $17.5
Salami, capicola, ham, Swiss cheese, shaved parm, peperoncini, red onion, Roma tomatoes.
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THE CAPRINI $16.5
Pesto, fresh mozzarella, Roma tomatoes, arugula, balsamic reduction.
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BALLER SUB $17.5
Spicy meatballs, mushrooms, pepperoncini,
red sauce, mozzarella.
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GRILLED HAVANAH $16.5
Roasted turkey, glazed ham, swiss cheese, dill pickle, mustard.
SPICY CHICKEN PESTO PANINI $16.5
Chicken, bacon, pesto, mayo, mozzarella, spinach.
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PAESANO $16.5
Prosciutto, pepperoni, bacon, parmesan,
pickles, pepperoncini, jalapeños, red onion, mustard, honey.
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DESSERT
VARIOUS BAKED GOODS
Brought to by Tanna Si Bon.
Ask your server.
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RASPBERRY SORBET CHAMPAGNE MARTINI $12
Exactly like it sounds!
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SPLIT PLATE CHARGE
Entree Salads $3
Sandwiches and Paninis $5
Cash, Visa, MasterCard. Sorry, no personal checks.
3.5% processing fee on all credit card transactions.
18% auto-gratuity on parties of 6 or more.