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STARTERS

CHARCUTERIE  $23

Assorted meats, cheeses, fruits and other surprises.

BURRATA  $18

Proscuitto, cherry tomatoes, balsamic reduction, burrata.

TOASTED GARLIC CHEESE BREAD $10

Served hot with melted mozzarella

and red sauce. 

FLAT BREAD $13

Gorgonzola, sea salt, Italian seasoning.

 

SUPER DELUXE FLAT BREAD $22.5

Kalamata olives, brie, prosciutto, Italian seasoning, sautéed mushrooms and onions, olive oil, sea salt.

STUFFED PORTOBELLA MUSHROOM $9

Mozzarella, sea salt, olive oil, choice of 2 additional ingredients. 

SEARED AND SPICED BROCCOLI  $17

Garlic, lemon, red pepper.

 

BACON WRAPED SMOKIES  $14

Smoked sausage, bacon, brown sugar, toothpick.

SPICY MEATBALLS $18

Ground beef, spicy sausage, classified ingredients.​

SALADS

STARTER  $7.5

Hearts of romaine, tomatoes, bacon, balsamic glaze.

 

APPLEWOOD $18

Hearts of romaine, Apples, Bacon, Goat Cheese, Balsamic Reduction.

TESSIO CHOP CHOP  $19

Ribbon cut butter lettuce, cherry tomatoes, Black Forest ham, turkey breast, pepperoni, cubed mozzarella, diced red onion, super secret dressing.

 

GREEK CHICKEN $19

Hearts of romaine, arugula, red onion, feta, 

olives, Chicken Breast, Greek vinaigrette.

TESSIO WEDGE  $19

Iceberg, bacon, gorgonzola, candied walnuts, tomatoes.

 

CLASSIC CAESAR $18

Hearts of romaine, croutons, parmesan

Add chicken $5.

 
ALL PIZZAS ARE 12"
ALL PIZZAS ARE $19.50

 

note: our pizza sauce contains  cheese

RED SAUCE

AMERICAN STANDARD

Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, mushroms.

RAZORBACK  

Red  sauce, mozzarella, sliced ham, prosciutto, chopped bacon,  honey drizzle.

TAZZMANIAC  

Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon, 

olives, pepperoncini, mushrooms, goat cheese, Parmesan.

HONOLULU 

Red sauce, mozzarella, spam, pineapple, 

coconut dust.

MARCO ANTONIO

Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, pineapple, bacon, prosciutto, green onion, jalapeno, roasted red pepper, crushed red pepper. 

ELITIST

Red sauce, mozzarella, prosciutto,

roasted tomatoes, arugula, parmesan.

MIKEY LIKES IT

Red sauce, mozzarella, sausage, mushrooms, peperoncini.

GIRAFFE

Red  sauce, mozzarella, sweet corn, green onions.

JUST BRANDY

Red sauce, mozzarella, peppadew peppers, sausage, sautéed onions, goat cheese, arugula.

BREWER'S SPECIAL

Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, prosciutto, peperoncini, cashews, basil, balsamic reduction.

RED, WHITE AND GREEN 

Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil.

WHITE SAUCE

WHITE CHICK  

White sauce, Mozzarella, Chicken, Bacon,

Red Onion, Green Onion, Olives.

PESTO 

WHAT ABOUT BOB

Pesto, mozzarella, gorgonzola, shredded chicken, sausage, fresh basil.

APOLLO

Creamy pesto, chicken, sun-dried tomato, artichoke, kalamata olives, mozzarella, feta, parmesan.

BBQ SAUCE

DREWSKI

BBQ sauce, sausage, pepperoni, Mama  Lil's peppers, caramelized onion, mozzarella.

AUSTIN, TX

BBQ sauce, chicken, cilantro, red onion, mozzarella.

 

OTHER

SANTA FE  

Chipotle sauce, ground beef, red onion, green onions, roasted red peppers, mozzarella, 

sweet corn, cilantro.

BELLY WARMER

Bleu cheese sauce, sausage, caramelized onion, spinach, Mushrooms, Bacon, gorgonzola.

HELLFIRE

Chipotle, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, jalapeno, bacon, crushed red pepper.

HOLY HELLFIRE

Habanero sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, habanero, bacon, crushed red pepper.

WARNING: this pizza is no joke.  It is HOT.

 

YOU'RE IN CHARGE

Choose your sauce:  red, garlic, pesto, chipotle, 

or barbecue. Choose any three toppings. 

 Additional toppings are $1.00 each.

GLUTEN FREE PIZZA  +$3

Substitute gluten free crust.  Ten inch only.

NOTE: our pizza sauce contains cheese.

SANDWICHES AND

GRILLED PANINIS

SUPER DELUXE COLESLAW

SLAVE TO THE GRIND $17.5

Salami, capicola, ham, Swiss cheese, shaved parm, peperoncini, red onion, Roma tomatoes.

THE CAPRINI $16.5

Pesto, fresh mozzarella, Roma tomatoes, arugula, balsamic reduction.

BALLER SUB $17.5

Spicy meatballs, mushrooms, pepperoncini,

red sauce, mozzarella.

GRILLED HAVANAH  $16.5

Roasted turkey, glazed ham, swiss cheese, dill pickle, mustard.

 

SPICY CHICKEN PESTO PANINI  $16.5

Chicken, bacon, pesto, mayo, mozzarella, spinach.

PAESANO  $16.5

Prosciutto, pepperoni, bacon, parmesan,

pickles, pepperoncini, jalapeños, red onion, mustard, honey.

DESSERT

VARIOUS BAKED GOODS  

Brought to by Tanna Si Bon. 

Ask your server.

RASPBERRY SORBET CHAMPAGNE MARTINI $12

Exactly like it sounds!

SPLIT PLATE CHARGE

Entree Salads $3   

Sandwiches and Paninis $5

Cash, Visa, MasterCard.  Sorry, no personal checks.

3.5% processing fee on all credit card transactions.

18% auto-gratuity on parties of 6 or more.

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