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STARTERS

CHARCUTERIE  $23

Assorted meats, cheeses, fruits and other surprises.

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BURRATA  $18

Proscuitto, cherry tomatoes, balsamic reduction, burrata.

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TOASTED GARLIC CHEESE BREAD $10

Served hot with melted mozzarella

and red sauce. 

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FLAT BREAD $13

Gorgonzola, sea salt, Italian seasoning.

 

SUPER DELUXE FLAT BREAD $22.5

Kalamata olives, brie, prosciutto, Italian seasoning, sautéed mushrooms and onions, olive oil, sea salt.

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STUFFED PORTOBELLA MUSHROOM $9

Mozzarella, sea salt, olive oil, choice of 2 additional ingredients. 

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SEARED AND SPICED BROCCOLI  $17

Garlic, lemon, red pepper.

Add parmesan and balsamic reduction $3

 

BACON WRAPPED SMOKIES  $14

Smoked sausage, bacon, brown sugar, toothpick.

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SPICY MEATBALLS $18

Ground beef, spicy sausage, classified ingredients.​

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SALADS

STARTER  $7.5

Hearts of romaine, tomatoes, bacon, balsamic glaze.

 

APPLEWOOD $18

Hearts of romaine, Apples, Bacon, Goat Cheese, Balsamic Reduction.

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TESSIO CHOP CHOP  $19

Ribbon cut butter lettuce, cherry tomatoes, Black Forest ham, turkey breast, pepperoni, cubed mozzarella, diced red onion, super secret dressing.

 

GREEK CHICKEN $19

Hearts of romaine, arugula, red onion, feta, 

olives, Chicken Breast, Greek vinaigrette.

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TESSIO WEDGE  $19

Iceberg, bacon, gorgonzola, candied walnuts, tomatoes.

 

CLASSIC CAESAR $18

Hearts of romaine, croutons, parmesan

Add chicken $5.

 
ALL PIZZAS ARE 12"
ALL PIZZAS ARE $22

 

note: our pizza sauce contains  cheese

RED SAUCE

AMERICAN STANDARD

Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms.

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RAZORBACK  

Red  sauce, mozzarella, sliced ham, prosciutto, chopped bacon,  honey drizzle.

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TAZZMANIAC  

Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon, 

olives, pepperoncini, mushrooms, goat cheese, Parmesan.

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HONOLULU 

Red sauce, mozzarella, spam, pineapple, 

coconut dust.

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MARCO ANTONIO

Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, pineapple, bacon, prosciutto, green onion, jalapeno, roasted red pepper, crushed red pepper. 

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ELITIST

Red sauce, mozzarella, prosciutto,

roasted tomatoes, arugula, parmesan.

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MIKEY LIKES IT

Red sauce, mozzarella, sausage, mushrooms, peperoncini.

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GIRAFFE

Red  sauce, mozzarella, sweet corn, green onions.

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BREWER'S SPECIAL

Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, prosciutto, peperoncini, cashews, basil, balsamic reduction.

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RED, WHITE AND GREEN 

Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil.

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WHITE SAUCE

WHITE CHICK  

White sauce, Mozzarella, Chicken, Bacon,

Red Onion, Green Onion, Olives.

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PESTO 

WHAT ABOUT BOB

Pesto, mozzarella, gorgonzola, shredded chicken, sausage, fresh basil.

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APOLLO

Creamy pesto, chicken, sun-dried tomato, artichoke, kalamata olives, mozzarella, feta, parmesan.

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BBQ SAUCE

DREWSKI

BBQ sauce, sausage, pepperoni, Mama  Lil's peppers, caramelized onion, mozzarella.

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AUSTIN, TX

BBQ sauce, chicken, cilantro, red onion, mozzarella.

 

OTHER

SANTA FE  

Chipotle sauce, ground beef, red onion, green onions, roasted red peppers, mozzarella, 

sweet corn, cilantro.

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BELLY WARMER

Bleu cheese sauce, sausage, caramelized onion, spinach, Mushrooms, Bacon, gorgonzola.

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HELLFIRE

Chipotle, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, jalapeno, bacon, crushed red pepper.

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HOLY HELLFIRE

Habanero sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, habanero, bacon, crushed red pepper.

WARNING: this pizza is no joke.  It is HOT.

 

YOU'RE IN CHARGE

Choose your sauce:  red, garlic, pesto, chipotle, 

or barbecue. Choose any three toppings. 

 Additional toppings are $1.00 each.

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GLUTEN FREE PIZZA  +$3

Substitute gluten free crust.  Ten inch only.

NOTE: our pizza sauce contains cheese.

SANDWICHES AND

GRILLED PANINIS

SUPER DELUXE COLESLAW

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MUFFALETTA $17.5

Mortadella, salami, ham, olive tapenade, swiss, provolone, olive, tooth pick.

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SLAVE TO THE GRIND $17.5

Salami, capicola, ham, Swiss cheese, shaved parm, peperoncini, red onion, Roma tomatoes.

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BALLER SUB $17.5

Spicy meatballs, mushrooms, pepperoncini,

red sauce, mozzarella.

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GRILLED HAVANAH  $16.5

Roasted turkey, glazed ham, swiss cheese, dill pickle, mustard.

 

SPICY CHICKEN PESTO PANINI  $16.5

Chicken, bacon, pesto, mayo, mozzarella, spinach.

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PAESANO  $16.5

Prosciutto, pepperoni, bacon, parmesan,

pickles, pepperoncini, jalapeños, red onion, mustard, honey.

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DESSERT

VARIOUS BAKED GOODS  

Ask your server.

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RASPBERRY SORBET CHAMPAGNE MARTINI $12

Exactly like it sounds!

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SPLIT PLATE CHARGE

Entree Salads $3   

Sandwiches and Paninis $5

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Cash, Visa, MasterCard.  Sorry, no personal checks.

3.5% processing fee on all credit card transactions.

18% auto-gratuity on parties of 6 or more.

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