EAT!
STARTERS
Charcuterie $18
Assorted meats, cheeses, fruits and other surprises.
Toasted Garlic Cheese Bread $6
Served hot with melted mozzarella
and red sauce.
Flat Bread $8
Gorgonzola, Sea Salt, Italian Seasoning.
Super Deluxe Flat Bread $15
Kalamata olives, brie, prosciutto, Italian seasoning, sautéed mushrooms and onions, olive oil, sea salt.
Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms $5 3/$13
Mozzarella, sea salt, olive oil, choice of 2 additional ingredients.
Seared and spiced Broccoli $11
Garlic, lemon, red pepper.
Bacon Wrapped Smokies $11
Smoked sausage, bacon, brown sugar, toothpick.
Spicy Meatballs $14
Ground beef, spicy sausage, classified ingredients.
SALADS
Starter $6
Butter lettuce, tomatoes, bacon, balsamic glaze.
Applewood $11
Butter lettuce, Apples, Bacon, Goat Cheese, Balsamic Reduction.
Tessio Chop Chop $15
Ribbon cut butter lettuce, cherry tomatoes, Black Forest ham, turkey breast, cubed mozzarella, diced red onion, super secret dressing.
Greek Chicken $15
Butter lettuce, arugula, red onion, feta,
olives, Chicken Breast, Greek vinaigrette.
Veggie Carnivore $17
Baby spinach, arugula, tri-tip, roasted red peppers, candied walnuts, gorgonzola, greek vinaigrette.
Tessio Wedge $12
Iceberg, bacon, gorgonzola, candied walnuts, tomatoes.
Classic Caesar $11
Romaine, croutons, parmesan
Add chicken $4.
10" PIZZAS!
All Pizzas are $16
note: our pizza sauce contains cheese
American Standard
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms.
Apollo
Creamy pesto, chicken, sun-dried tomato, artichoke, kalamata olives, mozzarella, feta, parmesan.
RAZORBACK
Red sauce, mozzarella, sliced ham, prosciutto, chopped bacon, honey drizzle.
GIRAFFE
Red sauce, mozzarella, sweet corn, green onions.
Austin, TX
BBQ sauce, chicken, cilantro, red onion, mozzarella.
Just Brandon
Red sauce, mozzarella, peppadew peppers, spicy sausage, sautéed onions, goat cheese, arugula.
Sam’s
Red sauce, mozzarella, tri tip, red onions,
roasted red peppers, arugula.
Honolulu
Red sauce, mozzarella, spam, pineapple,
coconut dust.
Santa Fe
Chipotle sauce, ground beef, red onion, green onions, roasted red peppers, mozzarella,
sweet corn, cilantro.
Marco Antonio
Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, pineapple, bacon, prosciutto, green onion, jalapeno, roasted red pepper, crushed red pepper.
Tazzmaniac
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon,
olives, pepperoncini, mushrooms, goat cheese, Parmesan.
What About Bob?
Pesto, mozzarella, gorgonzola, shredded chicken, spicy italian sausage, fresh basil.
Red, White and Green
Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil.
Elitist
Red sauce, mozzarella, prosciutto,
roasted tomatoes, arugula, parmesan.
White Chick
White sauce, Mozzarella, Chicken, Bacon,
Red Onion, Green Onion, Olives.
Mikey Likes It
Red sauce, mozzarella, spicy sausage, mushrooms, peperoncini.
Hellfire
Chipotle, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, jalapeno, bacon, crushed red pepper.
Brewer’s Special
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, prosciutto, peperoncini, cashews, basil, balsamic reduction.
Gluten Free Pizza +$3
Substitute gluten free crust. Ten inch only.
You’re In Charge
Choose your sauce: red, garlic, pesto, chipotle,
or barbecue. Choose any three toppings.
Additional toppings are $1.00 each.
SANDWICHES AND GRILLED PANINIS
Who Dat Muffaletta? $17
Motadella, salami, capicicola, ham, Swiss, provolone, Tessio tapenade. Inspired by NOLA.
Baller Sub $17
Spicy meatbals, mushrooms, jalapeños, red sauce, mozzarella.
Dirty Philly $17
Tri-tip, white sauce, Swiss cheese, arugula.
Tri-Tip Traveler $17
Tri-Tip, roasted red peppers, arugula,
horse radish mayo.
Grilled Havana $15
Roasted turkey, glazed ham, swiss cheese, dill pickle, mustard on grilled Cuban bread.
Spicy Pesto Chicken Panini $15
Chicken, bacon, pesto, mayo, mozzarella, spinach.
Paesano Panini $15
Prosciutto, Pepperoni, Bacon, Parmesan,
Pickles, Pepperoncini, Jalapenos, Red Onion, Mustard, Honey.
Split Plate Charge
Entree Salads $2.50 Sandwiches and Paninis $5
Cash, Visa, MasterCard. Sorry, no personal checks.
18% auto-gratuity on parties of 6 or more